I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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