maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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