I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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