she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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