I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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