before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
pray to the hookup gods
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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