just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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