i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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