I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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