She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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