frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
