this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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