Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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