Where is the hickey?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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