I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Non-Jews are for practice
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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