Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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