I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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