It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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