You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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