I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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