And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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