butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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