I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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