That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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