clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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