and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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