im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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