Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
