I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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