So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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