That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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