Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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