It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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