what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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