i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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