it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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