You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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