I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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