I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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