Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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