What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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