We are two peas in an std pod
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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