i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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