Im at strip club and am horny
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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