dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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