HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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