Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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