I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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