White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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