a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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