You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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