P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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