i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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