a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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