And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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