no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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