You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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