what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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