im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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